Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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