who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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