would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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