I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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