is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My nipple is on Facebook.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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