We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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