i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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