I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I licked your asshole in confidence.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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