I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
