We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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