I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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