Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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