you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
