Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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