dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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