dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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