Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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