I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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