I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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