you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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