her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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