I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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