I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
