so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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