i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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