How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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