So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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