so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation