So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?