There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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