Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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