I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
