Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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