Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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