The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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