Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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