So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
