Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I need moral support for this bender
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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