i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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