How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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