Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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