sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You were trust falling into bushes
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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