whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
