awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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