i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Vodka?
Forever.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
