i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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