Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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