wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
