I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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