Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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