There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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