Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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