Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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