i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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