I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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