More tranny stories later!
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He kissed a someone with a penis
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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