I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hippo gnu deer
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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