I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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