This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
birth control should be required to get into college
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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