hotel room ftw
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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