I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
His hands were made for my vagina.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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