awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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