you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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