jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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