make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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